19.03.11 The Ladybug

Someone gave me an A4 piece of paper with an old ladybird shell cellotaped to it.

Got into a taxi with my sister, the cab driver, a lady, had forgotten to to turn the meter on.  The taxi had previously been in an accident so the meter was upside down and being held in place by wires.  Taxi lady turned the meter on, but started it at £10.  Me and the sis jumped out and ran. 

We ran straight into a small night club with two small rooms that looked like bedrooms.  We were called 'aunties' and were bring paid to make sure everyone was having a good time.  I notice a bottle on the windowsill that says gelspray.  I spray it onto my hand, its a gel that evaporates very quickly into hairspray.

I go downstairs and im now in a house.  Im trying to sell it for someone else.  The stairs to go up are in the kitchen but they start in a high cupboard.  So you open the high cupboard and see stairs.  One woman is determined to go up so she jumps on the tabe and clings onto other cupboards while trying to flick her legs in.  The cupboards start giving way so i shout at her to get down.

Im sat on the carpet in the living room feeling knackered when the papers im holding start rattling and vibrating.  I shat myself.  It turns out the ladybird that was cellotaped had not been dead and was now alive and making a break for freedom.